Actual conversation overheard in the Barker home... (disclaimer, the term "dumb" here is used as the identifying adjective for actions conducted by individual spastic children who try to be funny, make untimely jokes, and prioritize their aspirations to be stand up comedians above all else, including school work).
Becky, holding up a hand full of school papers written in apparent hieroglyphics and staring at a table full of undersized people devouring oversized bowls of breakfast cereal...
Becky: "Hey, I need you guys to write more legibly..." (holding up the papers) So I can bust you when you're being dumb...
Becky please don't ever change. The world needs more moms like
you.
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