Actual conversations heard between a boy and his boy mom in the Barker home.
Becky: "Hey Rudy, I need you to go wake up your boys and your Laila."
Rudy: (with a smile) "Ok mom."
Becky: (suddenly realizing what she has done) "Wait... Rudy. I need you to go wake up your siblings.... NICELY...."
Rudy (no smile) "Ok mom."
Becky: (Through squinty suspicious mom eyes) "Rudy, that means you can't slap anyone in the face."
Rudy: (slight frown) "Fine...." (slinks off toward the door).
Becky: (glaring at me while I laugh at what just occurred) Look, its his fault I have to say that stuff. Mike, I really shouldn't have to say that stuff. "

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