Me: What dude? (Opening the door, scanning for a fire, intruders, a rabid dog...)
Rudy: (holding out a cheddar cheese flavored chip) I wanted to give you this chip!
Me: Oh? Well thank you sir.... Wait... Why is it wet?
Rudy: I licked it for you! But there's still cheese on the back.
Me: (dry heave.... Long swallow...) Thanks boss man, I'll just save it for later.
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