Friday, December 1, 2017

Invisible Soda

Rudy: Dad, will you print me a coloring page?
Me: Sure thing señor, what would you like?
Rudy: I want a guy with an invisible soda.
Me: Couldn't I just print you a guy and we could all simply assume the invisible soda is present?
Rudy: (Through clenched teeth) Daaaaaaad, you ruin everything!

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