Wiley knows what the ladies like

This morning I took the Wilasaur and the Norangatang to the Wal-Mart while Becky took the J-Dizzle to his tee-ball practice. While dismounting the minivan, I could tell Wiley's gears were turning. When Wiley's gears turn his face contorts and his eyebrows revolve around his head. I lifted his tank-like body into the cart. Wiley stood up, puffed up his chest and examined his unfortunately very Barker-like structure and said "Dad, I think when guys like us take their shirts off, girls think we're hot." I like Wiley, he is a positive thinker.