There is a lot that goes into being this tired. You have to torment a lot of innocent siblings, refuse to eat at least three meals during the day, carry around no fewer than 20 Hotwheel cars and tractors at all times, physically revolt against getting your runny nose wiped, steal at least two apples and eat them in the secrecy of the closet, have to pee at least 453 times, most of which only after the cart is full at Walmart, and insist that everything you need can only be accomplished by whichever parent is busiest or has the dirtiest hands. Rudy got a lot accomplished today.

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